Guard Your Cojones, the Eugenicists are Back and Ballsy as Ever (No Pun Intended)

Hey guess what, kids? We've got an evil cabal of asshats hard at work dictating your fate without you even being aware - and no, it's not Bilderberg nor our friends at the Federal Reserve.

The UK may be a rat-infested Socialist slum (sorry guys, that scum-sucking rat Gordon Brown happily sold you all down the river - don't worry, our boy OMGObama is doing the same on this side of the pond and we're right behind you! Woot!) but I have to give it to their press for squeezing out what American reporters don't have the balls to say. Tim Geithner the "stress test hero" comes to mind. Bah.

Via the Times UK, the secret billionaire agenda you'll never hear about. Yes, kids, they've got plans for your unqualified sperm, better stop wasting it on YouPorn and put it to some good use (freezer Pops!):

Some of America’s leading billionaires have met secretly to consider how their wealth could be used to slow the growth of the world’s population and speed up improvements in health and education.

The philanthropists who attended a summit convened on the initiative of Bill Gates, the Microsoft co-founder, discussed joining forces to overcome political and religious obstacles to change.

Described as the Good Club by one insider it included David Rockefeller Jr, the patriarch of America’s wealthiest dynasty, Warren Buffett and George Soros, the financiers, Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of New York, and the media moguls Ted Turner and Oprah Winfrey.

These members, along with Gates, have given away more than £45 billion [about $71 billion USD] since 1996 to causes ranging from health programmes in developing countries to ghetto schools nearer to home.

They gathered at the home of Sir Paul Nurse, a British Nobel prize biochemist and president of the private Rockefeller University, in Manhattan on May 5. The informal afternoon session was so discreet that some of the billionaires’ aides were told they were at “security briefings”.

Stacy Palmer, editor of the Chronicle of Philanthropy, said the summit was unprecedented. “We only learnt about it afterwards, by accident. Normally these people are happy to talk good causes, but this is different – maybe because they don’t want to be seen as a global cabal,” he said.

Some details were emerging this weekend, however. The billionaires were each given 15 minutes to present their favourite cause. Over dinner they discussed how they might settle on an “umbrella cause” that could harness their interests.

The issues debated included reforming the supervision of overseas aid spending to setting up rural schools and water systems in developing countries. Taking their cue from Gates they agreed that overpopulation was a priority.

This could result in a challenge to some Third World politicians who believe contraception and female education weaken traditional values.

Now listen here! I agree with these bastards to some extent in that we have a global population problem, that much I can say. There are just too damn many of us running around sucking up the Earth's precious resources. Worse, a lot of us are dumb. I mean dumb. But I won't get into that here. I point you to Skeptical CPA's March 2009 post should you want to investigate this subject further.

That being said, I do not believe it is up to a handful of asshats to dictate who can breed and who can't. Bill Gates can't even create a fucking tolerable PC operating system, how in the hell does he think he is in a position to dictate who should be allowed to procreate? Baby steps, Bill, baby steps. Make a smartphone operating system that doesn't need to be master reset every 30 days and then we can talk about your ability to pick reproductive winners, you dickhead.

Improvements in health and education? Somehow I don't think that is on the agenda. Call me crazy but considering the absolutely moronic generation I come from, and the progressively more idiotic generation which came behind us, I am pretty convinced at this point that they prefer stupidity. It isn't a plague, it's a favor to their agenda. If you are too stupid to think critically but smart enough to pull a few levers at your shitty factory job for pennies, then I guess they win.

The "independence" excuse wins again, with the group validating their secrecy by relying on the old "yeah, uh, this needs to be independent of political interference" line:

“This is something so nightmarish that everyone in this group agreed it needs big-brain answers,” said the guest. “They need to be independent of government agencies, which are unable to head off the disaster we all see looming.”

Why all the secrecy? “They wanted to speak rich to rich without worrying anything they said would end up in the newspapers, painting them as an alternative world government,” he said.

Uh huh.

Keep your damn agendas away from my ovaries, you asshats.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Anonymous said...

1. The end of growth.
2. Demographics are destiny.
3. People are power.
4. Patriarchial societies tend to wipe out matriarchial societies (google Philip Longman)
sry not more eloquent but texting.

no worries, Anon, gotcha, thank you :)

props for even managing to text as much.


Jonny said...

This isn't far off why I hate the TED Conference and everything it stands for (despite the fact that everyone I know pee's their Goddman pants over those fucking videos every five minutes.)

It's EXPERTS. Who think they know what's good for us. Assuming that success in some narrow field of expertise (computers, media, lying in general) qualifies them to be a slam-dunk success at life the Universe and every-fucking-thing they care to turn their so called 'big' brains too.

Ass hats is too kind a word.

These people frighten me more than Dick Cheney because at least he knows he's in a dark place. These fucks think they're clothed in light.

Slouching towards fucking Bethlehem.

I could go on and on.



Like I said, when Bill Gates learns how to create a working operating system, perhaps I will be open to discuss allowing diabolical little pricks (better than "asshat" I hope?) to dictate my reproductive future.

Til then? they can all suck it.


*sent from my Windows XP machine =P