A 70 Year Old Man is Robbing Banks, Think We Might Have a Problem?

Saturday, September 12, 2009 , , , 0 Comments

The world has absolutely gone to hell when old men with oxygen tanks are robbing banks.

San Diego's 10news.com:

A neatly-dressed elderly male robber carrying an inhaler or an oxygen tank presented a demand note to a teller at a La Jolla bank Saturday and fled on foot with an unknown amount of cash, police said.

The heist was reported at 10:12 a.m. at the San Diego National Bank in the 7800 block of Ivanhoe Ave., according to San Diego police Sgt. Ray Battrick.

It was unclear whether the suspect had a weapon, the sergeant said. The robber was described as a white man in his 70s with white hair, a gray mustache and glasses, 6 feet, 6 inches tall, wearing a white beret, argyle sweater and brown sports jacket, a dispatcher said. No other information was immediately available.

DAMN 6'6"?! That's a big old dude, and dressed fabulously, it appears.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.