Allen Stanford Goes to Jail... And Gets His A$$ Kicked

Tuesday, September 29, 2009 , , , , , 0 Comments

LOLOLOLOLOLOL anyone else out there a fan of Oz? Allen Stanford is in for one hell of a reality check if this keeps up, and he better hope Christopher Meloni is the one doing the assraping. Hasn't he ever seen MSNBC's Lockup?

Keep that shank handy, Al, you're going to need it!

TPM Muckraker:

Allen Stanford's jail woes continue. The accused $7 billion Ponzi schemer sustained minor injuries after getting into a fight last week, reports the Houston Chronicle.

It's not clear how the fight between Stanford and the other inmate got started. But the one-time billionaire banker looks to have gotten the worst of it -- he was the only one taken to the hospital, with bruising and other superficial injuries.

Stanford was returned to the Joe Corley Detention Facility in Conroe, Texas around noon yesterday.

Since going to jail in July, Stanford has complained about the conditions, including the heat, and has now twice been hospitalized, the first time because of an elevated heart rate. In addition, his one-time defense lawyer, the heavy-hitting Dick DeGuerin, has quit the case because Stanford, with his assets frozen, could not guarantee that DeGuerin would be paid.

Can I offer a tip here? Head down and mouth shut, Al, your golden toilet is gone and you are now in the domain of child molesters, murderers, and of course scandalous thieves like yourself.

Don't cry, with that pretty moustache of yours, I'm sure you'll make a great prison bitch.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.