Hey Zimbabwe Ben, Let's Ask the Stars Shall We?
Psst, Zimbabwe Ben, come a little closer.
You know we share a birthday, right? Well check out our horoscope and please act accordingly, homie.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 - The Moon's two-day visit to your sign adds to the heightened state of your current agitation. You are not easily placated now, for your emotions are all over the map. Although you might want to involve others in your frenzy, it's really not a smart idea. Instead, lean on them for support as you process your unresolved feelings on your own.
Emotions? We don't have time for all that. Get it together, ZB. I hate to break this to you but others do not want to be involved in your little frenzy. I know, I know, it's hard to take but you just have to accept it and move on with your life, my fellow December 13th Sagittarian. And please for all of us can you get some kind of fashion sense?
Christ. You're embarrassing us, matching with Geithner and all.