The Italian Bonds WTF is Back

June. This happened in June. The dismissive wave of the hand by the TPTB, move along now, nothing to see here.

This isn't the first weird, astronomically-high value (fake?) bond story we've heard. There's always the strange tale of the $250 million mystery bond, the Atlanta Fed, and some super criminal, uh, activity.

So now the Secret Service gets around to checking the latest batch out, after US officials dismissed $135 billion of these babies as fakes in July (without having inspected them).


The U.S. Secret Service is examining more than $100 billion of U.S. government bonds confiscated in northern Italy in August, just two months after $134 billion of allegedly fake securities were seized in a nearby town.

The Secret Service is analyzing whether the bonds taken in August may be counterfeit, said a spokeswoman for the U.S. embassy in Rome. Italy’s financial police in Varese, north of Milan, arrested two individuals carrying the securities in a briefcase, according to a person involved in the case.

The two men currently are in custody as prosecutors in the town of Busto Arsizio carry out their investigation, the person said. The seized notes include securities with face values of $500 million and $1 billion, Italian daily MF reported today, without saying where it got the information.

“There must be a well-organized group behind these alleged crimes,” Fabio Polimeni, a Milan lawyer specializing in counterfeiting cases, said.

Italian authorities seized U.S. treasuries on June 4 with a face value of more than $134 billion from two Japanese travelers attempting to cross into Switzerland. The two men later disappeared and the case is still under investigation. The U.S. government bonds found in the false bottom of a suitcase carried by the men were fake, a U.S. Treasury spokesman said June 18.

“As financial markets become more sophisticated, creative and bigger, we can expect criminal activity to go with it and it’s happening everywhere,” Livia Oglio, a Milan lawyer, said. “The amount seized is phenomenal.”

Since the beginning of the year the police at border stations in Italy have seized 1.7 million euros of genuine money and bonds, and have confiscated more than 100 million euros of bonds that have been determined to be false, according to an Italian finance police statement in July.

This still qualifies as a WTF.

h/t reader CK for pointing me to this.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


"The two men currently are in custody as prosecutors in the town of Busto Arsizio carry out their investigation, the person said."

"The two men later disappeared and the case is still under investigation."
This is very confusing. I can't tell from the article if the two guys are in custody or if they got away.


Yeah, when the story first came out in June or whatever it was, they apparently released these guys. Now they're in custody? Strange.

As I said, a true WTF here. I don't know how much the "language" factor is contributing to the confusion, call me crazy but I think there's a reason we're not getting the right details and all of these conflicting reports.

My guess is the "crooks" are long gone. If they ever existed in the first place.


OldSouth said...

Where do I go for a custom fitting of my tin-foil hat?

This is the stuff of screenplays. I wouldn't be surprised to hear of writers already pitching scripts based on these tales.