Sorry, Bank of America: Judge Says BofA "Materially Lied" in Merrill Deal

You've got to be kidding me. Poor, poor Ken Lewis. That guy is like the Corey Feldman of financials, just when he thinks he's at the top of his game... BAM!


Federal District Judge Jed S. Rakoff rejected a proposed $33 million settlement of allegations by the Securities and Exchange Commission that Bank of America Corp. "materially lied" in shareholder communications about bonuses to employees of Merrill Lynch & Co.

Instead, Judge Rakoff set a Feb. 1 trial date on the allegations in his New York courtroom.

The SEC and Bank of America had sought the judge's approval of a consent decree to resolve charges that the bank concealed an agreement to pay up to $5.8 billion in bonuses to Merrill executives.

In an order issued Monday, Judge Rakoff acknowledged the public interest in settling disputes rather than having them go to trial. Nonetheless, he wrote, "even upon applying the most deferential standard of review," he was "forced to conclude that the proposed consent judgment is neither fair, nor reasonable, nor adequate" to protect the public interest.

In effect, Judge Rakoff found, the settlement would force the victims of the alleged misstatements--Bank of America shareholders--to pay an additional $33 million.

"It does not comport with the most elementary notions of justice and morality, in that it proposes that the shareholders who were the victims of the bank's alleged misconduct now pay the penalty for that misconduct," the judge wrote.

Can we PLEASE get this guy to put King Henry and Zimbabwe Ben on trial for treason against the American people or at the very least the dollar? Dear God. But LOLZ, all the way. Hope those of you still long on BAC can hit the exit in time...

Go Judge Rakoff, go!!

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.