UK Pop Star Assaults Her Accountant
What an asshat. I guess that's what her accountant gets for carrying forward those capital gains only 2 years instead of 5.
So next time you're sitting there ticking and tying and wondering why oh why you decided to pursue a career in public accounting, just remember, you could be this guy.
Kerry Katona, the former Atomic Kitten pop singer, has been bailed after her arrest on suspicion of assaulting her accountant, according to sources.
She had been taken to a police cell awaiting questioning over claims that she attacked David McHugh.
The troubled reality television star was arrested on suspicion of committing assault, criminal damage and a public order offence, police sources said.
Katona, 28, was arrested in Warrington on Wednesday afternoon by Cheshire Police, who cautioned her for possessing cocaine only a few days ago.
On Thursday a Cheshire Police spokesman said: "A 28-year-old woman has been released and granted police bail until 12 October at 9am pending further investigation."
According to The Sun, Katona burst into Mr McHugh's office before punching him and throwing tea over him.
A source told the newspaper: "She had been through her accounts and was raging. She went to his office to speak to him and was screaming and kicking off. Then she punched him in the face.
"David started yelling back so she grabbed a cup of tea and threw it in his face - and punched him in the chops again for good measure."
The mother of four's arrest comes after being filmed by a Sunday newspaper apparently snorting cocaine and losing a six figure advertising contract with Iceland as a consequence.
The source continued: "Kerry's ... supposed to be cleaning up her image - not getting banged up for beating people up."
And especially not accountants.
I'm not even sure who the hell this person is since "Atomic Kitten" isn't really the sort of thing I'm into but I humbly recommend that she stay on her side of the pond with her coke-sniffing and accountant-beating. Otherwise I'll be forced to punch her myself. You know, for the team and all...