An Apology to the People of Zimbabwe

Monday, November 30, 2009 , , , 3 Comments

It dawned on me today that it isn't fair to called that helicopter-cash-dropping hack Ben Bernanke "Zimbabwe Ben" as it could be considered offensive to an entire country. This is what did it:

You know, Zimbabwe.

So sorry, guys, didn't mean to offend anyone. Unless someone can get in touch with the Zimbabwe government media team and see if they'd be up for making an official statement on the matter?

I'd be fucking pissed if I were them.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


beebsblog said...

By the time Bennie B. is done with the currency, there won't be a tree standing in America. Their pulp will all be used for paperstock for more benjamins.

cl5v5r said...

printing more bills is *good* for the economy, agribusiness and all ... since they're made of cotton and linen. no trees were harmed in the making of this economic downturn.

cl5v5r said...

this may be an easier look at how they make the money