Buy Nothing or Get Terrorized By Store Security
Nothing says "we want your money" like lots of store security. I guess it's wonderful that people are working but what about this says comfy and cozy?
I'll be hiding out on Friday if anyone is looking for me and most certainly won't be out there rubbing one out on my fucking MasterCard. Good luck to those of you that do, I hear stores will be open on Thanksgiving just to get your money earlier.
USA Today (whatever, I'm tired and it's late):
Retailers are beefing up security for Friday's rush of bargain-hunting customers, pledging better control of waiting lines, more in-store assistance and longer hours.
The trampling death of a Wal-Mart employee and shooting in a Toys R Us on the day after Thanksgiving last year heightened concerns about shopping safety. And anyone who's competed head to head for a Black Friday deal knows it can get ugly.
What the fuck is wrong with this picture?