"Project Funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act", Jr Deputy Accountant Edition

Sunday, November 08, 2009 , , , 1 Comments

I need you guys to help me with something. Last time I asked you all came out of the woodwork asking "what do you need?" and I'm grateful for that but I have another favor to ask.

I need to raise $1200 to buy a "Project Funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act" sign to stick next to my bed or my favorite burnt orange chair where I curl up in my Skatersocks and write this crap.

Especially the thing about "double fisting" - shame on you, I meant in a strictly financial sense, you perverts.

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Oh and for the record, I'm kidding, but if it were to happen and I ended up with $1200 for the stunt, I would completely ring up OMGObama's office asking if he'd like to sell me one of those pretty little signs. Stimulus, bitch, UR doin it wrong. Um, is there shipping? Can I use my UPS account number?

I don't see "End up on Jr Deputy Accountant looking for double fisting" on the list of approved Stimulus projects for Louisiana, do you? Oh, I apologize, upon further reflection I realize that the Googler in question searched for a single fisting, not a double. My error.

But since I wrote it and your tax dollars are hard at work funding it, it's only fair. I want my damn sign.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


W.C. Varones said...

If he's working on a Sunday, he damn well ought to be getting overtime.