Why Does This Crap Always Happen in the Bay Area?

Sunday, November 01, 2009 , , 5 Comments

Maybe the locals can help me answer that. Even people from the East Bay.

First the Bay Bridge starts crumbling and then there's some massive oil spill, that's classic. Next up, a transformer explosion on Polk Street but no zombies.

SF Gate:

Some of the hundreds of gallons of bunker fuel oil spilled Friday in San Francisco Bay have started washing onto shore, polluting area beaches and killing dozens of birds.

State regulators suspended fishing and shellfish harvesting in parts of the bay, and officials asked people to avoid some beaches while mop-up efforts continue today.

Meanwhile, Coast Guard authorities said they would investigate whether any mistakes were made in the initial response to the spill. Some environmental groups questioned why it took several hours to position containment booms around the leak and beaches in the spill zone.

"That's what the Coast Guard and Fish and Game are looking at right now ... the timeliness," said Lt. Rob Roberts of the California Department of Fish and Game.

At 6:48 a.m. Friday, the Panamanian tanker Dubai Star spilled bunker oil into the bay as the ship was being refueled about 2 1/2 miles south of the Bay Bridge.

The oil sheen quickly covered a miles-long swath of water; however, aerial assessments and measurements of the tanker's fuel capacity showed only 400 to 800 gallons of bunker fuel had been spilled, officials said Saturday.

Why does nature hate us?

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


W.C. Varones said...

You didn't read your Bible about Sodom and Gomorrah, I guess.

shit that's the one with the pillar of salt and all that right?

I have become numb to it after 10 years.

W.C. Varones said...

Indeed. Awesome pervy shit.

Angels stay at lots house. All the men in the town surround the house and want to rape the angels. Lot says, "Leave them alone. But I'd be happy for you to gang-rape my two virgin daughters." Townsfolk say they don't play for that team.

Lot runs away with wife and daughters, angels destroy town. Wife turns into salt. Lot goes to live in cave with daughters where they get him drunk and fuck the shit out of him.

I am not making this up.

Anonymous said...

How can you be so sure there were no zombies?

OldSouth said...

So strange, it has to be true...