How to Be a Bad, Bad Little Accounting Blogger

Monday, December 21, 2009 , , , , 6 Comments




For the record, Caleb, my paranoid fantasies do NOT involve any level of government whatsoever since, well, you know, the Fed isn't actually a government agency. And those aren't paranoid fantasies at all, I prefer the term "pornography" but maybe that's just me. Now if only I could find a place that rents black helicopters so we can reenact the scene where the big dirty Fed kidnaps me at my office and interrogates me in a dingy room while punishing me for my bad, bad potty mouth. *fapfapfap* my friend. Fuck, I'm in accounting, I need all the excitement I can get.

Uh anyway, enough about my sex life, how about them accounting bloggers!!

Going Concern:

The gamut of accounting bloggers that we’re acquainted with are good people despite their individual proclivities. Things like paranoid fantasies that involve every level of government bureaucracy (we’re looking straight at you, JDA) and perverse obsessions with stilettos that even freak us out (ahem, Francine) don’t make anyone a bad person, just well, weird.

That being said, it was only a matter of time before an accountant/blogger actually turned out to be criminal*.

Russ Fox at Taxable Talk:
About a year ago I discover [sic] a tax blog called Apirl15.com. I doubt we’ll be seeing any more of this blog; according to an affidavit from an IRS Special Agent, the proprietor of the blog has admitted to embezzling $8.5 million.

William Murray, a CPA from Sacramento, allegedly told his clients to pay their taxes through a “trust account” system. This “service” would help the clients and make things easier for them. Mr. Murray also allegedly had clients send money that he would allegedly “loan” to other clients.

Read the rest at GC. And no, you can't see my "vacation photos".

(why do I get the feeling I'm going to get 350 new subscribers in the next 10 minutes after posting this? *cough*)

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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cl5v5r said...

hey rocky, you have "few readers who would like to read this stuff"? you need some new readers. maybe you missed the part about "fapfapfap" and "enough about my sex life."

oh, and Jr, what does "enough" really mean, anyway?

http://www.jrdeputyaccountant.com/2010/01/spanking-in-banking.html#comments

I sincerely hope Rocky was jerking off at the same time he was placing spam comments on my website.

Oh and to answer THAT question, cl5v5r, I think you already know that I don't know the meaning of "enough" as there is no such thing.

Come on, *you* saw my vacation photos.

cl5v5r said...

now that you mention it, i do recall something about about icing from your vacation. i don't think all of it was captured in photos.

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