To Birthday Boy Ben Bernanke, With Love from Jr Deputy Accountant

Friday, December 04, 2009 , , 4 Comments

Surely you are aware by now that December 13th is a special day not just for Ben Bernanke's mother who squeezed him out but for me since it is also my birthday. Granted, Bernanke appeared here 27 years before I did (old bastard) but it's our day and as such, I figured it would be appropriate to send the man a birthday card.

And then document the process on the Internet. Naturally.

I'll let you kids know if Birthday Boy Bernanke sends me one back but I won't be holding my breath.

Seriously! With LOVE!

If you're curious, it says "here's to hoping you can get Bunning off your nuts long enough to enjoy a big fat slice of cake on our birthday." And other things about his crappy job and giving me constant amounts of material but that's private between ZB and I.

Happy early Birthday you manic money-printing bastard!

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


cl5v5r said...

Something tells me the hand that mails your card won't be rocking quite the same awesomeness when it comes to the nails. Just a guess. And I think he's an E5 boy from way back.

W.C. Varones said...

Did you wash your hands between the Bunning furniture thing and writing the card?

cjn said...

My money says NEGATIVE.

Screw all of you except the first one, I ride Muni so I not only washed my hands, I sanitized :P

That Bunning video is STILL better as text. Can we get someone to do a voiceover? In, like, a sexy voice? Enrique Iglesias maybe?

someone get on that.