Jamie Dimon, This is Your Chance for Payback
Overturning a century-old restriction, the Supreme Court ruled Thursday that corporations may spend as much as they want to sway voters in federal elections.
In a landmark 5-4 decision, the court's conservative bloc said that corporations have the same right to free speech as individuals and, for that reason, the government may not stop corporations from spending to help their favored candidates.
The ruling -- which will presumably apply as well to labor unions and other organizations -- is likely to have an impact on this year's congressional elections. Many political analysts and election-law experts predict that millions of extra dollars will flood into this fall's contests, much of it benefiting Republican candidates.
While Republicans praised the decision as a victory for wide-open political speech, Democrats slammed it as a win for big money.
Whatever, Republicans are just as broke as everyone else. However, corporations know who their sugar daddies are and it isn't the asshat trying to tax their ass in fees. Go get that motherfucker, Jamie Dimon.
(in case you missed it, the banks might be a tad ticked right now. Payback anyone?)