JP Morgan Chase's Jamie Dimon is a Wanted Man in Atlanta

Wednesday, February 24, 2010 , , , 1 Comments

 pic credit: LOLFed

... and no, it's not because he's so sexy.

(h/t Dealbreaker)

CBS Atlanta:

Atlanta City Solicitor Raines Carter told CBS Atlanta News that the city has issued an arrest warrant for the person they believe is responsible for an illegal tire dump located at 1462 Memorial Drive. “We have filed a citation against this entity and it is our intention to prosecute this entity in court for that violation,” said Carter.

The city solicitor said a bank executive in New York is the person responsible for cleaning up the hundreds of tires that are piled up on the property. The arrest citation names James Dimon as the responsible person. He’s the CEO of JPMorgan Chase Bank.

“It is certainly our intention for him to be aware of this because we want something done about this as soon as possible,” said Carter

Hahahahahahahahahaha, that's absolutely unbelievable, Jamie Dimon dumping garbage? Not the PPIMP himself!

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


W.C. Varones said...

I hope they go Deliverance on him.