Desperation: the Big 87654 Have It

Friday, March 05, 2010 , , 0 Comments

I almost forgot, the Big 87654 are whoring themselves out for audit "busy work" and I recently trashed them for this on Going Concern (naturally). Because I'm a helpful sort, I thought I'd also list some alternate audit gigs for them should they run out of barrel scrapings:

Joe Stack – Think about it, KPMG, you have some awfully tall buildings, be grateful.

Blackwater expenses – They really deserve their own audit team. It’ll keep those juniors busy, ifyaknowwhatImean.

C Street – Bonus side work helping Mark Sanford convert his dollars into Argentine pesos.

Keep up the great work, kids. If you're into me yelling at them, you can check it out on Going Concern.

Any other suggestions for sweet audit side work?

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.