Gavin Newsom Sees the Light... of a Crack Pipe

Thursday, March 04, 2010 , 2 Comments

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Mayor Gavin Newsom had been reluctant to push a sit/lie ordinance, telling The Chronicle editorial board earlier this month it was just too divisive to support.

Then he took his 5 1/2-month-old daughter for a stroll on Haight Street one Saturday morning.

"As God is my witness, there's a guy on the sidewalk smoking crack," Newsom said.

Gavin! I welcome you to post a guy smoking crack on the Commuting Capitalist next time you see one. I've already got: guy peeing in doorway, sketchy pervert on the bus, questionable liquid on a Muni... you name it. But I don't have a Haight St crack smoker yet, what collection of San Francisco sights would be complete without it?

I don't think a sit/lie ordinance would have much of an impact on crack smokers as they tend to stand up and move quickly. Oh well.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


W.C. Varones said...

Die, yuppie scum.

Anybody have Newsom's address? I wanna go take a shit on his porch.

here you go, WCV.