OMG! Leave Obama Alone and Let the Man Have Some Pie!

 It doubles as a remedial lesson in economics

First of all, I would like to personally thank CNN for bringing us one more well-planned, useful article. Like that whole thing you did about the Big 87654 accounting firms that was later proven completely false. Excellent investigative reporting over there, I commend you.

This guy has a shitty job. He has Nancy Pelosi up in his grill all the time, Bernanke is blowing up the economy, and of course Chris Dodd is trying to set up some mines before he heads out the door. Plus he has to hang out with asshats like Larry Summers and Tim Geithner. I have some sympathy for the man - especially because this assfucking Hope and Change shit has worked out so badly as a "strategy" - and let him have a damn cigarette.

My hamster and I support you, sir. That's about all we support you on so smoke up, your crack team of economic geniuses are tearing up the joint. It makes me want to smoke more, I can only imagine how it feels to be caged up in the White House with Michelle.


After President Barack Obama's doctor gave him a "clean bill of health" over the weekend - with a recommendation to lower his cholesterol and continue to try to quit smoking - the White House was flooded Monday with questions about the president's habits and health.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs blamed Obama's elevated cholesterol level on a less-than-ideal diet he ate during the course of the campaign.

"I think he would be also the first to tell you that he has probably had a few more cheeseburgers and I think he would admittedly tell you he's had more desserts in the last year than I've seen him eat prior to this," Gibbs said.

He also said, now as president, Obama enjoys a White House kitchen and chef, completely at his disposal.

"I think most people will tell you that if it's available you're more likely to eat it. And I think he's had more access to sweets and desserts in the past year than he - look, those guys make good desserts over there and I think he's on more than one occasion sampled more than he needed to," Gibbs said.

Don't withhold the pie!

If Larry Summers can pig out on DC cheesesteaks, OMG let the man have a cheeseburger and a Camel. Sorry, Marlboro Reds. This guy doesn't play around, does he?

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Anonymous said...

I love Smokey! Smokey Gonzalez - that's a scream!

is he related to
Speedy ??

Romer baked him that pie.

You yanks make me laugh

Anonymous said...

I'm putting Smokey in my favorites

“the bitch fell asleep with Bloomberg on, how the fuck am I supposed to work out to this shit?”

for obvious reasons. Please tell him to update regularly.

Does he like have a little bench press to work out on or does he do it "cell block style" like Robert DeNiro did in Cape Fear?