San Francisco MTA Needs Help (Yours?)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010 , , , 2 Comments

 Shouldn't that be ho please!
?

I'm not constantly mad at Muni, just most of the time.

Monday night's adventure? A peeing crackhead on the 47, then this. I'll take it.

In related news, Gavin is looking for a real Muni rider to sit on the SFMTA board. Anyone want to help me draft my letter? The peeing crackhead already endorses JDA even though I forced him off the bus by cussing him out (peeing was the last straw, you don't want to know what the rest of us endured leading up to that) and he has no idea what a blog is, much less anything about this one. I'm a hardened Muni rider of 11 years but I fucking draw the line at bodily fluids, which makes me perfect for the job. And lucky for the SFMTA board, I'd be a lot cheaper than Nat Ford.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting to see a masturbating drunk bum on the commuting capitalist - I saw that once as a 9 year old riding a N.O.P.S.I. bus to school.

Jeff

Anonymous said...

things could be worse I suppose

"…and that more than half the population defecates in public.

In fact, India is Number One in outdoor Number Two, if our dear, delicate readers know what we mean. It has 10 times as many people defecating in public as the runner up, Indonesia. The US didn’t even make the top ten."

Well, we need to work on that and it sounds like your crackhead is doing his part...we're number one, USA! USA! USA!