TLP: Let's Mark That 'Exhibit XXX'

Saturday, March 27, 2010 , , 2 Comments

edwards sex tape
The first rule of sex tapes is, you do not talk about sex tapes. The second rule of sex tapes is, you do not let sex tapes get into the hands of people who want to fuck you over.

And the first rule of setting a fire to burn alleged sex tapes that are potential evidence in a lawsuit is, make it a motherfucking inferno. A better rule might be, make sure the alleged sex tape is in the courthouse when you torch it. Allegedly. Whoever you are.

CNN tells this pitiful story:

A sex tape allegedly showing former Sen. John Edwards survived a fire that torched a North Carolina courthouse on Thursday.

Actually, the tape that was the subject of a February court hearing at the historic Chatham County Courthouse was not at the courthouse during the blaze, city officials said.

The tape, said to show Edwards and his former mistress Rielle Hunter, had been moved to another facility, said Debora Henzey, community relations director for Chatham County.

Seven fire departments responded to the blaze at the courthouse in downtown Pittsboro about 4:45 p.m. Thursday. It took firefighters hours to quell the blaze, which severely damaged the courthouse.

"Hours to quell the blaze ..." Is that what she said?

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've watched too many episodes of "The Office".

Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-us-congress-souder,0,1730953.story

recent news of a politician big on family values with his wanker's foreskin caught in his zipper - so to speak.