What Ever Happened to Goldman Sachs' Resident Pervert Lawyer?

Wednesday, March 31, 2010 , , , 2 Comments

But officer, I didn't know those CDOs were BBB grade, I swear...

He plead guilty to disseminating indecent material to a minor and was released on his own recognizance. He's due back in court May 11th. NY State won't allow me to link to it (eh, fuck 'em) but it's Case # 01275S-2009 in Westchester County Court.

JDA never postulated much on what indecent material meant but I'm guessing now it was cock shots. That's usually what does it. Snicker.

See also: Goldman Sachs Attorney Meets "To Catch a Predator"

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Anonymous said...

thanks a lot for introducing me to the term "cock shots". I can never un-learn that now. thanks

Anonymous said...

Please tell me the bear wasn't forced to perform a blumpkin