Hamster Cage Lining
Listen! It's a fucking recession and I quit my job so I could complain about this shit fulltime, what else do you want me to line the hamster cage with? Google Ads don't pay as well as they should you know.
I choose Carefresh litter for my little Smoky, but the shredded Fed comic books are a bonus as I would like my rodent to be up on Federal Reserve issues and the story of central banking in America.
You can order yours from the Federal Reserve of New York. Payback, bitch, my hamster is pissing on the idea of the Fed. She stuffs worms in her cheeks, that's pretty damn disrespectful.