Bill Clinton Whores Himself Out to Pay for Hillary's Failed Presidential Campaign
You know, I don't really have anything to say about this. Might I suggest Casual Encounters? Perhaps Clinton can go auction himself off at a Nevada brothel?
The Times (UK):
There are many ways to pay off campaign debts — cajoling phone calls, begging letters — but Bill Clinton believes that he has come up with a better method to wipe out the financial obligations outstanding from his wife’s failed presidential bid.
He is raffling himself. In an e-mail sent to millions of people who supported Hillary Clinton’s White House campaign, the former President asks: “How would you like the chance to come up to New York and spend the day with me?” For those who would like the One-Day-With-Bill prize, an online donation of as little as $5 (£3) will buy them the chance.
I recently had a roommate from Shanghai who we called "Doctor" since he had a job at the VA and lived in a closet (hey, have you checked out the SF housing situation? Ever?). Well I guess the Doctor thing has nothing to do with living in a closet but I digress. The good doctor would constantly be in the kitchen cooking (got me into duck feet as a drunk snack) wearing a Hillary for President t-shirt. I never understood it. Where did he get it from? Why was he into Hillary? Did he realize that he turned himself into a walking cartoon just by wearing it?
I don't know why that story is at all related to this one but it's making me want to go out and get a Bill Clinton for President t-shirt.
“Hillary’s campaign still has a few vestiges of debt that I know she would like to see paid in full. Will you reach out today to help Hillary this one last time?” Mr Clinton asks. In her marathon battle against Barack Obama Mrs Clinton’s debts peaked at $25.2 million. More than $13 million of that she lent to her own campaign — a huge sum that she will never recoup.Please don't let Hillary starve.
Meanwhile, the Doctor has since been shipped to middle America after an "unfortunate" incident at the VA led to his dismissal. Maybe he tried to roll into surgery wearing that damn t-shirt?