A Call for Help, JDA Readers?

Friday, May 14, 2010 4 Comments

 Come on, if I'm busy writing a book, Bernanke,
I won't be Photoshopping dollars out of your ass.
Hook a girl up.

Let's take a break from total financial clusterfuckism for a moment while I petition you, dear Jr Deputy Accountant reader, for a bit of help.

If you are a financial professional, CPA, CEO, or otherwise acronym-endorsed money hotshot and enjoy what I do here on JDA, I need your help. As some of you know, I'm working on two large book projects and could use an endorsement or two to add to my collection.

This is between you, me, and my publisher so current or ex Fed asshats are especially welcome to apply. I'll even keep your secret. Awwww.

Get in touch if you've got something for me. And if you are a financial professional with an opinion on forensic accounting, auditing, and/or financial crime, perhaps you'd like to be included in the project? On or off the record, frankly the authors do not give a fuck either way.


Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


kliguy38 said...

you go girl.....kick ass biatch. Anything you need just ask. Anyway will think on it. Working on a fictional project here.

elf2006real said...

Re- the Ben beefcake pic: like my friend said to the ugly stripper, I'll pay you to get OFF the stage.

This is a more disturbing image than Pedobear or the GS molester...

While you're at it, why don't you go biker with Mad Benny and give him some biker tats and maybe a pair of flamer show the cheeks leather pants?

Sheik Issa! You're spreading the madness to your readers.


I'll be stealing that idea now, tyvm :)

I should be banned permanently from Photoshop!


Pinky Swear said...

If you have a brain, you shouldn't let a day pass without checking in to see what's currently agitating the Jr. Deputy Accountant and why, but if you have any pet ideology, comfortable theories, or political idols, be sure to take your blood-pressure medicine first.