Don't Worry, Oil-Covered Birds, OMG Obama Created an Oil Spill Panel!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010 , 2 Comments

It's all good, wildlife of the Gulf of Mexico, Obama is all over it and creating a panel to save all your asses.


President Barack Obama will create a commission to investigate the cause of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, evaluate industry practices and study government oversight, an administration official said on Monday.

The presidential panel, which Obama will establish with an executive order, will be similar to previous commissions that looked into the 1986 space shuttle Challenger explosion and the Three Mile Island nuclear accident in 1979, the official said.

In the meantime, no one is sure what's going to happen in the Gulf nor when the proliferation of oil will be stopped but hey, who cares, at least there's a government bureaucracy working towards solving it.

The cockroaches are already starting to scramble.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


malus Diaz said...

We couldn't just create a massive dead zone by spewing oil... now lets put out some 'Disbursements' that are totally safe and won't kill everything, and make the oil go the sea bed floor!

That way if we need to scoop it up its on the sea bed! way easier then the surface!

Gulf of Mexico := About to be the largest Dead zone in the world.

Charlie McDanger said...

I propose on oilular non-proliferation treaty with the birds.

We'll stop pumping it into the water as soon as you stop flying it all over and flapping it everywhere.