Just Another Day in South Carolina Politics

Saturday, June 12, 2010 5 Comments

No one knows where he came from. No one knows how he paid his $10,000 filing fee to run for Senate in the state of South Carolina. He's facing a felony porn charge. He had no campaign to speak of and his Facebook fan page has like 84 people. I know inanimate objects like bacon and mayonnaise that have more fans than that.

One thing is for sure, Alvin Greene has one hell of a Notorious B.I.G. cockeye and I'm not saying that because I'm racist. This has nothing to do with race. Or does it?

What's going to happen to Jim DeMint?

Check out Keith Olbermann's Racist Interview with Alvin Greene via Angry White Dude. Pardon my French but what the f^%* is going on here?!

Warning: this video is really hard to watch. If someone did put him there, they completely forgot to groom him beforehand.

You win, South Carolina, I bow to you on behalf of all of California for weirdest political goings-on in our entire Republic.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


stan said...

Fuck. That was hard to watch. Couldn't make it through all the way...had to skip ahead hoping it would end.

Anonymous said...

I really can't stop laughing at this one. I ♥ Yankee Politics

Anonymous said...

I think the last 2 seconds of Keith's report explains it.

Fallon said...

I have to agree with Anonymous. That was the funniest ish I have heard in a long time. He just "got the word around" LOL...I'm still laughing I can't stop.

Alain Saffel said...

That was painful to watch. And this is the kind of democracy the US is working so hard to export to other countries?