Try Being Stuck on a Hot Ass Airplane in Connecticut

Thursday, June 24, 2010 0 Comments

No, serious, you should try it, it sounds fun.

I don't need to be reading this stuff days before hopping on a plane, but that's hoping I get through TSA. Last time, I managed to get to Dallas and back with no government-issued photo ID but it wasn't easy. This time, I have the government picture ID so will therefore be trying to get more "inappropriate" items in my carry on. I'm not talking anything that isn't allowed by TSA (I learned my lesson with the fake plastic bullet belt in Richmond), I'm talking about making things exciting for the TSA in this t-shirt with this stashed in my bag. xoxo, TSA, love you.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.