Don't You Dare Put Margarine in My Damn Mac and Cheese

Friday, July 02, 2010 , , , 0 Comments

I have known for a long time that humanity is lost and stupid but this pretty much solidifies any feelings I've ever felt as far as that matter is concerned.

The AP via Yahoo News:

An argument over butter in a macaroni and cheese recipe churned into violence between a brother and sister. A 21-year-old man called police June 6 to say his 17-year-old sister tried to cut his neck with the serrated edge of a spatula.

The police report said the sister was making macaroni and cheese when her brother asked if she was using butter. That led to an argument over the difference between butter and margarine. And, then butter battle escalated.

The Wenatchee World reported the girl was charged in Douglas County Superior Court with fourth-degree assault.

Know what? If you're going to argue over this sort of stuff, both of you deserve to die and your parents deserve to be arrested for planet abuse for having the audacity to procreate.

Just my $0.000002.

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