Police Investigate Al Gore Pervert Allegations, Forget to Look into His Carbon Credit Scam

Thursday, July 01, 2010 , , 0 Comments

The Guardian (UK):

Police in Portland, Oregon, have for a third time opened an investigation into allegations that the former US vice-president, Al Gore, sexually assaulted a massage therapist in a hotel room.

Detectives declined to say why they had reopened the inquiry into claims that Gore made unwanted sexual advances during the course of a routine massage session in October 2006. But the decision to reopen the case comes weeks after the tabloid magazine the National Enquirer went public with details of the woman's original complaint.

The announcement that the case is active once again prompted Gore to break the silence he has kept so far. His spokesperson welcomed the new investigation, saying it "will only benefit Mr Gore".

"The Gores cannot comment on every defamatory, misleading and inaccurate story generated by tabloids. Mr Gore unequivocally and emphatically denied this accusation when he first learned of its existence three years ago. He stands by that denial."

Would the Gores like to comment on the fact that Al Gore is not only a pervert but a scandalous prick with a made-up global warming scheme meant to channel billions to his friends at Goldman Sachs then?

Next he's going to tell us there are WMDs in the polar ice caps. Pfft.

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Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.