Stop It. Seriously.

Friday, July 16, 2010 4 Comments

I'm really thrilled to get the extra sets of eyes but I'm getting sick of ranking so high for search terms like public masturbation and how to jerk off. Seriously. We're trying to talk about the Dirty Fed, bitch ass Timmy Geithner and how they're blowing up the dollar. Those results are incidental because we happen to talk about reporters masturbating over themselves in public and Bernanke jerking off over how great a job the Fed is doing, never did I expect this sort of reaction from the Google.

"Jamie Dimon is sexy" is totally allowed. And I understand where all the "tiny dick" hits come from (sorta opened that can of worms knowing what I was getting into). Knock off the rest of it. Please.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Dave said...

If not for my various masturbatory topic searches I would have never found this site. Rest assured; however, that your site never comes up when one is searching the phrase "Filipino Lady Boys" (or so I've heard).

Anonymous said...

people actually do Google searches on "how to jerk off"? that's a hoot - If you ever watch Mel Brook's "History of the World" the opening scene is the evolution of ape to man and the transformation comes about at the moment that the ape "discovers himself" and figures out how to beat off. I just about fell out of my chair laughing when I first saw that movie.


motownmutt said...

Eeewww, so that's what they mean by google juice?

The best is when they come by looking for public masturbation and stay for the insights on central banking.

And gee, thanks, Dave, now I *will* rank for "Filipino Lady Boys" :P