Psst, Gawker, truly interesting column but something tells me those numbers are, oh I don't know, area codes and not numbers of whores. Since when does Sacramento (area code 916) have nearly 1000 hot hookers and San Francisco (area code 415) a paltry 415? Fail.

Selection: Pretty good, if you live in Central/Northern California! MyRedBook offers 415 listings alone in San Francisco 925 in the East bay, 650 in Silicon Valley and almost 1000 in the Sacremento [sic] area. They also have a small selection in LA and Nevada.

Oh yeah, and it's spelled "Sacramento." You're welcome.