Hey, There's Always a Career at the SEC...
Reminder: DO NOT STORE PORN ON COMPANY PP&E. Again: PLEASE DO NOT STORE PORN ON COMPANY PP&E. Also, if you're using your own PP&E DO NOT VIEW PORN ON COMPANY TIME. Christ, can't you people wait until you get home like normal folks? No wonder none of you have a fucking job, maybe it isn't all Greenspan's fault after all!
NY Daily News:
A cleavage-crazed criminal court judge - who fathered a son with a young Legal Aid lawyer - quit after officials found a massive porn stash on his work computer, sources said Thursday.
Disgraced Manhattan jurist James Gibbons, a whip-smart ex-prosecutor who once convicted rapists and killers, fired off a terse resignation letter last week after the nasty cache was uncovered.
"There was a lot of porn on his computer - all young women," an investigator told the Daily News. "Lots of crotch and cleavage shots."
Cleavage-crazed bwhahahaha, awesome. What an amateur, I'm sure Gibbons would be surprised to learn that one can store an impressive number of photographic (and even video) images using a simple BlackBerry and an 8 Gb memory card if having questionable content at his fingertips all hours of the day is that critical. I'm just sayin.
Just curious, what qualifies as "a massive porn collection"?