I'm Teabagging Next Weekend

Wednesday, September 08, 2010 , , 7 Comments



Apparently the 9/12 rally in Sacramento might be my last chance to meet up with WCV before I leave Kalifornia for good (and fuck all of you, this place needs to fall into the ocean) so I'll be out there trying not to look like a conspicuous skeptic of the entire movement.

I've hauled around my fair share of End the Fed signs (two of which are still under my bed and will either go to storage or free on Craigslist to be recycled into the next protest sign that could use velcro handles and corrugated acrylic) and accepted all variety of flyer while strolling through town but I'm pretty much done with whatever fake ass movement remains here. The same couple protesters show up to every rally with the same sign, elbowing out whatever we're trying to do with a 7 foot tall Uncle Sam with a dollar boa. Come on, that was genius. I elbowed in on an Iraq protest in a Bernanke 00% tshirt so I'm no better.

I guess Sacramento might remind me why I do any of this or I might get stuck to the awkward "bankers are an evil rapist cabal" guy who has really extensive pamphlets jammed with typos. It rubs the lotion on its skin... yeah, I have to go. Anyway, I might get my last chance to be around fellow Californians (many of them originally Midwesterners like me) who are fed up with this shit and that's worth driving out to Sacramento for.

Maybe I can unload those fucking ETF signs. Formerly "Ron Paul 2008" campaign signs, can be used for pretty much anything.

I can't say this tea party shit aligns perfectly with my views so don't let my attendance make you think it does.

And if it escapes you because you're too busy ragging on anyone who vaguely resembles a conservative, the headline is meant to sound ridiculous. It's so sad that I even have to disclaim that.

Jr Deputy Accountant

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bye!

Are you Sean Hannity by any chance? You're words sound just like him, oh and the pic has the resemblence of a stupid stunt he would do too.

That should have been your words, you fucking retard. Why don't you try reading the article before you use big words that you don't know how to use like "your" in a sentence?

Oh and I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend any retards with the above statement.

Anonymous said...

I have been offended.

Special Ed

Anonymous said...

There's a Cowboy Junkies song called Good Friday with a line: "enough of all of this shit, I'm going" that I like to play anytime I'm leaving a place that I've had quite enough of.

W.C. Varones said...

I'll look for that Cowboy Junkies song.

A couple that I always like when I'm about to blow town: the Eagles' "Already Gone" and the Who's "I'm Free."

And don't tell me you hate the fucking Eagles.

I was raised on a steady diet of government cheese and classic rock so while they aren't my favorite I'll say I do enjoy them.

I'm making a San Francisco break-up playlist before I go, I'll be sure to fling a CD at City Hall on my way out.