Let San Francisco Keep The Tired, Huddled Masses... After JDA Moves, That Is

Here's what I think: if illegals can afford to live in this city and don't mind having to step over human excrement to get to their $7 an hour dishwashing job at the hipster restaurant, let 'em stay. I really don't care. But can we please wait until I leave town to officially convert this third world toilet into a full-on refugee camp? Thanks.

SF Gate:

U.S. immigration officials said Wednesday they will consider San Francisco's request to opt out of the controversial Secure Communities program that makes it easier for federal authorities to track down and deport undocumented immigrants.

Until now, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, known as ICE, has rebuffed San Francisco's contention that participation in the program is voluntary. San Francisco Sheriff Michael Hennessey, a vocal opponent of the program, has said repeatedly that as head of the city's jail system he does not want to participate.

Who exactly is San Francisco trying to be a safe haven for? Certainly not its citizens who are accosted by the homeless, pissed off Muni drivers, tourists and of course our own SFMTA which terrorizes us on a daily basis for having the nerve to park on our own neighborhood blocks.

Whatever, I hope they have fun trying to create an illegal immigrant-filled, hooker-infested, overpriced car-free utopia because I am so out of here. Pedro and his fourteen cousins can have my cracker box of an apartment.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Anonymous said...

Right on JDA. Welcome to the exodus.


malus Diaz said...

When you moving to Oregon?

We're waiting up here for ya!

tobynixon said...

Good Bye, our city will be much better without you. If there were more bathrooms there would be less excrement to step over. I just hope there is more pieces of shit like you leaving.

tobynixon said...

I posted a link to your blog on my facebook so that my more than 600 friends could see my comment to you. And by the way, in a few minutes I will be posting your personal information there as well so that you get a few phone calls from La Raza! LOL

Thanks for the thoughtful comment, Toby. I'm sure sure you meant to write it correctly by saying you hope there *are* more pieces like shit like me leaving, not "is".

Listen I know we're short on bathrooms over here but I certainly don't shit on the curb because of it. Stuff SF directly up your ass! And then you can shit it out on any curb you want wooooo!

Peace out!

Rad thanks! With all the extra hits I get from your 600 Facebook friends I can use the ad revenue to build a second bathroom in my new house!

Tell La Raza the best time to reach me is evenings after 9pm but leave a message if I don't pick up, I'm really busy working all the time like the productive, taxpaying, non-shitting-on-the-street citizen I am.

Anonymous said...

Amen, Jr. There is nothing endearing nor is it a "shared cultural experience" about "seeing a naked man take a shit on a park bench" or kung fu fighting your way through junkies and pan-handlers to get home every evening or avoiding eye contact with crazies on the Muni. It's just gross and bullshit. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, right? Who you gonna believe - them or your lying eyes?