Next You're Going to Tell Me Mars Gets a Congressional District

Monday, September 27, 2010 , , 0 Comments

Do aliens really need their own UN ambassador? If so, why isn't it Gary Busey?

Are UN sanctions going to work when we find out the aliens have the capability to create nuclear weapons and don't like our carbon based lameness?

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.