San Francisco: WTFpark

I sincerely hope that the idiots in City Hall can figure out how to maximize the scarce parking we already have with that $25 million SFPark project they've taken on. Like this beauty on 16th and Mission... am I supposed to put quarters into the meter to park at a red curb that I can't park at anyway? Is the cone there to alert me as to the WTFness of this situation? Is it a trap? HELP!

(Ironically, the non-red-curbed space in front of it does NOT have a meter and is the only spot on the block without one. I did a little investigative journalism and discovered that a nearby merchant may have had an accident whereby the meter was mysteriously and not-at-all suspiciously "removed" from the curb. Suffice to say I gave him one hell of a high five for taking back our streets from these SFMTA mafia punk bastards who have us confused with mobile piggy banks.)

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Anonymous said...

Gavin left his hat by the meter.