Zimbabwe Ben Has a New Theme Song

At least he agrees on Twitter.

Mi have money inna jug money inna paint pan
Mi have money a flanker mi have money a payne land
Money house money car money bed mi lay pon
Mi spen Jesus money so nuh touch mi satan

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.