Forget About Touching Junk, You're Going To Piss Yourself When You Hear This

A 61 year old retired special education teacher and bladder cancer survivor gets humiliated by TSA agents who felt him up, broke his urostomy bag and left him standing at airport security covered in his own urine.

Who are the real terrorists?

TLP (who has had his junk scanned but not groped... yet) and I usually spend my upcoming birthday together in some random city but will NOT give our hard-earned FRNs to the airlines this year and will instead stick around DC where we can be in control of our own groping thankyouverymuchyoufuckingterroristpricks.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


chairmanben said...

Demographic profiling works better.

Sorry political correctness class. Cannot recall Granddad / Grammar blowing up planes (it's another demographic).

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...

"Humiliated, upset and wet, Sawyer said he had to walk through the airport soaked in urine, board his plane and wait until after takeoff before he could clean up."

Pretty much just another routine day if you are Courtney Love or Charlie Sheen.

Anonymous said...

Humiliated, upset and wet

Damn, I'd hate to have had the seat next to him. Here's some serious shit. Do I have a complaint against my employer if they make me go through the irradiating scanner repeatedly for work and I get cancer?

Mark S said...

The TSA's latest mottos:

"Before you fly, unzip your fly"

"And please take advantage of our grope discounts'

And finally:

"Its our business to touch yours"