Dear California, YOU WISH!!


Well California must be missing me, and they showed it by sending me this nice little extortion note trying to get my car registration fees out of me.

Sorry, I've moved on and Maryland is getting all my hard-earned FRNs now. Suck it!

Notice the $10 county/district fee which San Francisco voters brilliantly approved this past November to cover road repairs that you'd normally expect to be covered by things like your property taxes which, obviously, have been put to use elsewhere. General Fund, bitches!

The new $10 is of course on top of the nearly 50% increase in registration fees the good legislature of California assraped its citizens with last year.

Enjoy it, morons!

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

2 comments:

JDA, I'm totally with you on that but I got totally penetrated anally by the State of Rhode Island and what started out being a couple hundred ended up being over $1500 and after years of discussion my lawyer said I had to pay. These states are bastards and we no longer live in the United States. We live in the United STATE and at least based on my experience with Rhode Island, they'll get ya. They'll spend $5000 to get their $150 but they'll do it.

Not to disparage being penetrated anally BTW. I use the term in the non-enjoyable, violated connotation.