Happy Phony Manufactured Hallmark Holiday, Kids
Even though it's a bit early to say so, JDA and TLP would like to wish you kids a very happy Valentine's Day. Don't expect to hear much out of us.
Instead of indulging in mall diamonds and crappy red roses because Hallmark says we must, we're hidden in an undisclosed northeastern location for the first half of the week.
If you need mall diamonds to prove to someone that you care, you're probably doing it wrong.
Show someone you love them and try to involve as few FRNs as possible, kids, it's all a ploy to keep you in debt anyway.
See you all when we come up for air later in the week, do behave yourselves.