Hey Rachel Maddow, I Have a Bridge To Sell You
It's pretty sad when the media fails to report all the facets of a story, even sadder when some smug asshat goes on national television and practically pees herself over a story that turns out to be (an obvious) Internet hoax.
Jesus, MSNBC, did Olbermann take Google with him when he left? LOOK IT UP.
Listen, I've been guilty of reading an Onion story and thinking for a moment that our world has gotten so strange that it could be truth. But I don't go on the teevee referring to "news sources" that also claim 4chan causes teenage boys to masturbate (I'm sorry but like grown men, their penises cause them to masturbate) and that the Xbox Kinect is a terrorist training tool. Come on, Rachel! Slap some sense into those interns.
More importantly, how did Maddow miss How to Spot a Masturbator and why hasn't that won the Internet equivalent of a Pulitzer?
I can't speak for everyone but if I could, I'd say ole Rach is an embarrassment to journalists and lesbians everywhere. More so than she was when she aired a guy with balls bouncing on his forehead on her show before 10pm.