Note to Cheating Congressmen: Work on Your Lying

 someone would have been better off taking a page from the Favre playbook...

I don't know what's sadder: the Myspacey cellphone mirror picture, the fact that he shaved a few years off his age or that he didn't have the common sense to use an alternate gmail account from the one that linked him to Facebook. Either way, you've got to admit NY Rep Chris Lee got taken down in record time. God bless you, Internets. Gawker broke it and will probably be squeezing the last few drops it can out of it for the next day or so until we've all moved on to the next moron behaving like many regular Americans do but doing so in front of everyone.

Now JDA hates to give a political "scandal" like this any of her precious Internet real estate since everyone else has pretty much tore into the guy by now but it's just too funny to pass up. It's not like he was soliciting tranny hookers or looking for 50-some bureaucrats to piss on him in gay bar bathrooms (it is Craigslist, after all) but the all-important point remains that this is a man who voted against the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell, which obviously would have worked out for him had that been a law of Craigslist and not our military.


Really we don't care about that either (we're all human) but for God's sake, if you're going to do things like this, please learn how to do it carefully. Please. Or else the media will continue frothing at the mouth every couple hashtags over the latest idiot in politics to go sticking his dick in some woman other than the one who has his last name. We get it, it happens. It isn't for any of us to judge (as if you have never sent half-naked photos to some chick you just "met" on the Internet) but there is a right way and a wrong way and this is so horribly wrong. Good reasonable Christians believe the judging will happen at some point and not in front of the media jury so let's stick with that and keep our opinions to ourselves lest we get ahead of ourselves and start casting not only the first but second and third stones in the process.

Newbie Congressional asshats, consider yourselves on notice. A good computer technician can help your computer repent its cache. You're welcome.

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


Anonymous said...

I think its spineless of that lady to post that to gawker but remains anonymous herself. How could you ruin someone by posting something that is supposed to be discrete between two people online to the public. She needs to be called out herself. Let's see if she is married and lying about her age too.