TLP: "Donate Now and Receive a Lovely ACORN Tote Bag"
Too good. Seriously.
Conservative provocateur James O'Keefe, fresh off his sting operation aimed at NPR, "must raise $50,000 quickly to keep moving forward" he said in an e-mail to supporters.This couldn't be any better if Garrison Keillor was voicing it.
"Up 'til now, my friends and I have financed all of our work on our own -- running up major credit card debt," O'Keefe writes. "We made a lot of sacrifices -- personally and financially -- because we fight for what we believe in."
"But, now we've hit a wall. This has gotten a lot bigger than we ever imagined. The multi-billion dollar major media Goliath is embarrassed by their failure to make a meaningful impact like we have -- that's why they're attacking us," he writes.
"It cost us about $50,000 when all is said and done to produce the NPR video," O'Keefe said. "If you help us raise over $50,000, it will go toward our next video -- after we pay off our credits cards, of course."
"If you help us pass $100,000 -- we can do two new videos..." O'Keefe said. "...And if by some chance, we raise $1,000,000 -- we could expose 20 disturbing cases of government abuse and corruption. But, all I'm worried about is $50,000 right now."The irony is almost blinding. Almost. Here's where your eyes cross and your legs start shaking in some kind of fucking seizure: "Because Project Veritas' 501 (c)(3) status is pending, contributions are not yet tax deductible or are not tax deductible at this time."
"Give what you can and take the Survey on Media Responsibility and Ethics. America needs The Project Veritas to grow quickly. But, we can't continue, much less grow, unless we receive financial support soon."
Just think, someday soon, O'Keefe's exposure of people "abusing your tax dollars" could benefit by abusing your tax dollars. Maybe he really is a pimp. He certainly wants to benefit from other people getting screwed.