Chinese Man Arrested in LA For Creating a Fake Army




When I first read this headline, I assumed this was like Bernard Von NotHaus trying to bypass our corrupt monetary system. But then I actually read the article and realized this guy was a genuine asshole, not simply paraded out as one to keep the real assholes looking legitimate.

Reuters:

A Chinese man was arrested for creating a fake U.S. Army unit and convincing immigrants that joining the squad was a path to citizenship, authorities said.

Yupeng Deng, 51, allegedly gave his recruits military uniforms, had them parade in a Los Angeles suburb and took them to the decommissioned USS Midway aircraft carrier, which is a museum in San Diego.

Deng charged more than 100 fellow Chinese nationals a fee of between $300 and $450 to join the fake Army unit, according to the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office.

Haven't these people heard of Executive Order No. 13269? All it takes is a green card to join the military and become a citizen... and the good news is even if you die in battle, you still get to die an American!

God bless America!

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

5 comments:

Bill Bergman said...

Still chewing on that executive order. How does it relate to other 'laws,' and why?

wcv said...
wcv said...

Bill,

We don't enforce our immigration laws anyway, so George figured he might as well get a little IED fodder out of them.

And Barack W. Bush is finding it quite convenient as he continues George's two wars and begins a third.

nikos said...

xa xa!! very nice it was that! "Chinese Man Arrested in LA For Creating a Fake Army" how? what he've done??

elf2006real said...

The other way to look at it is since they volunteered to fight for America they deserve citizenship.

As opposed to people who come here and completely freeload, or people born here who don't share the risk but reap the benefits of safety and Law (see the rest of the world outside the tourist zones, you can just drive to Mexico if you like) and bitch about it.

Ahem.