DUI Lawyer Sues Strip Club For Getting Him Drunk and Making Him Spend $19,000
Attention Gold Rush: I'm not sure what sort of liquor you were giving this guy but please deliver 14 cases of it to my Secret Lair immediately. Go ahead and put it on my credit card.
An attorney who specializes in drunken-driving offenses is suing a Florida strip club, claiming it got him so drunk he spent almost $19,000 on his credit card, Courthousenews.com reports.
Mark S. Gold reportedly is suing the Gold Rush strip club in Miami-Dade County Court, saying he became "temporarily unconscious" during a drunken night at the club in November 2010 and racked up $18,930 in charges.
Let's all hope for his own sake that he didn't drive home.
Here's Mark starring in a commercial for his Traffic Clinic firm... we're guessing he'll be representing his own interests against the Gold Rush. Good luck with that, sleazeball.