OMG! Obama Wants Fancy Buttons
Silly President, don't you know tricks are for kids who can afford them?
“You know the Oval Office always thought I was going to have like real cool phones and stuff,” Obama said last night, “You know, we can’t get our phones to work! I’m like ‘come on guys, I’m the president of the United States.’ Where’s the fancy buttons and stuff, and the big screen comes up? It doesn’t happen.”
OMG! I'm sorry but fancy buttons and big screens cost money. Speaking of, how's that whole budget thing working out?