You Might Be a Terrorist If You Don't Like the TSA

Apparently it is un-American to dislike being harassed, visually molested and made to feel like a common criminal.


Arrogant complaining about airport security is one indicator Transportation Security Administration officers consider when looking for possible criminals and terrorists, CNN has learned exclusively. And, when combined with other behavioral indicators, it could result in a traveler facing additional scrutiny.

CNN has obtained a list of roughly 70 "behavioral indicators" that TSA behavior detection officers use to identify potentially "high risk" passengers at the nation's airports.

Many of the indicators, as characterized in open government reports, are behaviors and appearances that may be indicative of stress, fear or deception. None of them, as the TSA has long said, refer to or suggest race, religion or ethnicity.

But one addresses passengers' attitudes towards security, and how they express those attitudes.

It reads: "Very arrogant and expresses contempt against airport passenger procedures."

"I was confused," said 8-year-old Spencer Sheahan, who was groped by TSA agents on his way to Disneyland. "I did not know what they were going to do to me."

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Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.


elf2006real said...

People of low intelligence and character cannot be given power, especially police powers.

It's the considered opinion of experts that this adds nothing to our security, it's a charade - and a nice fat union vote for the Dems.

Anonymous said...

commando kilt/viagra coalition brigade is the only answer. desperate times call for desperate measures.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm.... TwT I think I will take a piece of metal with me and threaten them to kick their balls off if they don't call a sexy agent to "pat" me... Like that I could have some free hot time... xD