BREAKING: F***ing, The Head of the IMF Is Doin It Wrong

Via the NYT:

The leader of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was arrested on Saturday, minutes before he was to fly to Paris from John F. Kennedy International Airport, the authorities said.

Mr. Strauss-Kahn, a candidate for president of France, was taken off an Air France flight by officers from the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey and turned over to Manhattan detectives, according to a Port Authority spokesman.

He was accused of a sex attack on a maid at a Times Square hotel earlier in the day, the authorities said.

Duh, everyone knows you save the sex scandal for after you get elected.

Update: the NY Post has the full story, looks like a unsolicited BJ (allegedly) backfired on the IMF's fearless leader:

The trouble began around noon today, when a housekeeper entered Strauss-Kahn’s room at the Sofitel on West 44th Street.

Strauss-Kahn was in his bathroom, said sources. He emerged from the bathroom naked, said the sources, and grabbed her.

Then, Strauss-Kahn allegedly threw the housekeeper on the room’s bed and forced her to perform oral sex on him, said the sources.

Strauss-Kahn let the maid leave — and soon afterward, headed off to Kennedy Airport for his flight to Paris.

The NYPD’s special victims unit is investigating the case, the sources said.

His arrest tonight could force him to postpone a planned meeting in Berlin on Sunday with German chancellor Angela Merkel.

Could force him to postpone? Angie's got taste, I don't think she'd be up for any BJ demands at any meeting table with this perv.

Who wants to bet the maid was Greek and good old D S-K was just collecting on his bailout?

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W.C. Varones said...

Stupid fucker should have joined the U.N. instead. They rape the locals with impunity.

W.C. Varones said...

I wonder if he ever took Timmy up the poop chute when Timmy was as the IMF.

"You know, Timmy, there's one way we could keep this whole tax thing quiet..."

W.C. Varones said...

UPDATE: Our international bankster overlords have a get-out-of-jail-free card for maid rape:

chairmanben said...

Closest Bernanke gets to scandal is having beard trim for Bilderber, but he ever pops a Viagra, watch out for unspent fuel.

W.C. Varones said...
Patrick said...

nice setup.. Bill had Monica...