Osama's Compound Contained Extensive Porn Stash, Say Officials

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Reuters has the exclusive:

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Inquiring minds absolutely need to know: what sort of porn are we talking here? DVDs? MPEGs? What sort of niche was the Osama compound into, anal, gangbang, Muslim teen creampie?

Jr Deputy Accountant

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

6 comments:

chairmanben said...

Ever wonder why we don't give tours at 20th and Constitution.

W.C. Varones said...

Um, the Bernanke Goatse Room?

chairmanben said...

@WCV waxin' the goat beats waxin' the beard.

BTW - The JDA don't you owe me a good beard trim.

Anonymous said...

This "news" article is incomplete. We need to know if OBL's stash was more or less than what is on DOD and SEC computers.

Zulu

Since Osama busted himself out as a wannabe Westerner and closet capitalist with his Coke drinking, you have to think he was selling tokens to the neighborhood pervs and sending them to the compound's jerk-off booth.

If he built that McMansion in 2005, you know the mortgage was a bitch. Got to pay for it somehow.

Anonymous said...

steganography?
(hiding codes in pictures)

porno meganography?
(hiding porn in closet from 32 wives)