TLP: How to Fail the PoliSci Final at Trump University

trump bails
OK, so this Trump thing was an easy call. But that won't stop us from giving ourselves a little rub anyway. It feels good and we've never been the types to complain about getting it in the eye.

Everybody's reporting it (Really, CNN? "BREAKING"?) so it doesn't matter where we go, but let's let the NYT tell the tale that obviously isn't over yet.
Donald Trump has fired himself.

Mr. Trump, the real estate mogul and reality television host, is not going to run for president, he said Monday, ending months of over-the-top speculation that he might seek the 2012 Republican nomination.

“After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the presidency,” he said in a statement.

“I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election,” Mr. Trumps said, adding, “Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion, and I am not ready to leave the private sector.”
Even less ready now that the campaign polls that scared Republicans have turned around and the birther issue blew up. Among other things.

Anyway, I'm just glad I got this out before JDA threw the motherfucker off the site. I'm an impulsive sort and the last time she banned an annoying and ridiculous self-promoter, I got my ass whipped for not abiding by the rules. I'm almost tempted to do it again.

The Lazy Paperboy

Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.